there’s a ten year old boy in my high school honors math class who speaks six different languages.you shitheads think im fucking with you look at this little genius.like what even look at him discussing with our teacher and shit she has more respect for that child than me im so jealous of his like everything. are you smarter than a fifth grader? no I’m fucking not.
Johnny Depp giving CPR to his jack Sparrow wig.
His stunt double is having the best day
Jack Sparrow laughing at another Jack Sparrow’s jokes just seems really appropriate
im fuckin dying
"all she wanted was to eat her chicken nuggets in peace…"
I am fucking screaming
A woman was left gobsmacked when she learned the gold ring she stumbled across in a field was 2,000 years old.
#THERE ARE LITERALLY THREE MOVIES AND A HUGE-ASS BOOK EXPLAINING WHY KEEPING IT IS A BAD IDEA
"…it felt like a gift from the underworld," Lundin told The Local. "It was my magnificent ring. I didn’t want to give it up."
If i ever see any of you in public, the code is:
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything